drugsonthedashboard

Sex+Rainbows+Drugs+Unicorns+Alcohol+Cute Gorey stuff= Me :]

wethie:

powerburial:

smh = smoke my herb

lmao = let me acquire ounce

lol = lets overdo lazy

rofl = roll one for later

haha = high as hell aaaah

swag = smoke weed a gram

bye = bud yeah elevate

high as hell aaaahh

(via someday-love-will-find-youu)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via someday-love-will-find-youu)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via someday-love-will-find-youu)

maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

(via someday-love-will-find-youu)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via someday-love-will-find-youu)

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